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I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad
by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021
mugGet the I love you like a fat kid likes cakemug.

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021
mugGet the you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloneymug.

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
mugGet the odhran kelly you dirty fat bastardmug.

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed
by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuck off you fat arse bitchmug.

you fat fuck

"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.
Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
mugGet the you fat fuckmug.

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
mugGet the Taxis Make You Fat and Lazymug.

you suck fat ass

when someone is fat and they suck you cll them you suck fat ass.
by random namer May 23, 2016
mugGet the you suck fat assmug.

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