You Are An Idiot

A pop up virus including 3 smiley faces with a text written in times new roman saying "You are an idiot!" with a small exclamation point. If you allow pop ups, 6 windows spawn they will bounce all around your screen, closing will cause to spawn even more windows. Using the Alt+F4 key just spawns an error message saying you are an idiot!
This is called a virus, but it is not since it is based in JS code.

I just went on You Are An Idiot and got my computer damaged that i had to restart it.

by dswqsa895 January 8, 2023

You're an egg

Dan Glover - it means you're an idiot

Random Person - *Makes a stupid remark*
Dan - "Shut up, you're an egg!"

by MemeGod115 July 8, 2016

you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.

You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.

by An Upstanding gentleman May 5, 2010

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.

MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

by DynamicMOO August 2, 2010

You are an Idiot

The most amazing, annoying, addicting, beautiful, great, awesome flash video ever created! The creator of this must have been doing Meth, Coke, Smack, Speed, Cannabis, Ultram, Tramal, Tramagetic, Heroin, Temgesic, Transtec, Subutex, Ketaset, Ketanest, Ketalar, dex, dextro, skittles, robo, Xanax, Lexotanil, Librium, Rivotril, Klonopin, Valium, Temesta and Ativan, Weed and Crack, all at the same time!

Normal Person: Dude, You are an idiot!
Idiot: Nuh Uhh!!
Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!

by Remodwof March 4, 2009

Why are you such an idiot?

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.

"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."

by GNUJunkie December 15, 2011

You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"

Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?

by fire_machine April 14, 2010