Yonkers Eulogy

Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY

My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Yonkers

A large amount of time or space

I want to go to get food out the fridge but it’s yonkers away

by Olivialyesigottherefirst April 29, 2019

yonkers

where all the hard niggas are from

and all the hard niggas the come from yonkers

by yonkaz914 January 19, 2011

Yonkers

An exclamation used to express either how stoked you are about something, or used if something really bad has happened, usually physically. Commonly used by white boys who think they are gangstas, the word's origins are mostly unknown. All we know is that it was uttered by one of the wise men when Jesus was born.

It is also a song by Tyler, The Creator, and a city in New York

Example #1:
Man 1: Wow! I just won the lottery!
Man 2: Yonkers, dude! That's pretty sweet.
That fuckwad Jerry: Oh, good for you, hope it can get you out of your shit house
Man 1: Fuck off Jerry, I've been sleeping with your wife.

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, I think I broke my leg. Can you see if the bone splinter is out?
Man 2: *Looks at leg* Yonkers, man! Your leg is fucked!

by AverageUser January 3, 2022

Yonner

People who live in Ashton and have an accent thicker than Kim k

He’s a proper yonner

by Cheza December 7, 2019

Yonkers

One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.

Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

by Matt November 4, 2004