wtf?!

(phrase)

1. Used after becoming aware of an unbelievable or astonishing subject. Acronym for "What The F---?!"
2. In cases such as Amy the Slasher, it may also represent "Wells That Frequent?!" After one becomes aware of the well in her backyard she uses to dump her victims. The very notion of a well in a backyard prompts one to exclaim —— well, you know*. For more, see oh-so-convenient.


*Note: For those whose minds run at a lower rpm, that which one would exclaim here is not "Well, you know." Indeed, it is "wtf?!"
1. At the restaurant part of the date, Shannon complains to the waiter, "Waiter, there's tomato in my hair soup!"
Mike exclaims, "Wtf?!"

2. After seeing 138 wells along the countryside on the road trip, a frustrated Jason bursts, "WTF?!"
by Nuclear Tank Factory March 12, 2009
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WTF usually refers to 'what the fuck'. It can be used as a question, an exclamation, and many other uses.

It is commonly used in internet chatrooms where swearing is censored.

The 'W' can be used as what, where, who or when, following by the 'TF' which is always 'the fuck'

WTF is usually used with dude or mate
Example 1: WTF just happened here?
Example 2: Dude, WTF!
Example 3: WTF did that?

Example 3 uses 'who' instead of 'what'
by devilsgunner June 28, 2005
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WTF stands for What the fuck. If you are unsure of something or pissed off or dont understand why something has happened.
Girl: Bananas dance at night.
Boy: WTF!!

Mean girl: Your an asshole.
Stupid guy: Wtf!!

Monkey1: The Zebra asked me out.
Gorilla: She was mine bitch!!
Human: WTF!!!

Boy: MY cousin ate me for dinner.
Girl: WTF!!

Depressed guy: My girlfriend left me for a goldfish.
Bitch: WTF!
by Evrythingztaken March 20, 2007
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When used with a question mark, someone is asking What The Fuck because they can't believe that how utterly insane something is.

When used with an exclamation point someone is says Wow That's Fantastic! This case is usually sarcastic, though because Fantastic really means Insane.
"WTF? I showed you how to type in your username and password 3 times and you still can't figure out how to log into your computer?"

"WTF! You got a promotion for sitting on your ass while I did all of the work!"
by SoWaky December 12, 2008
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What one would say if some dude wearing tight pink clothes and roller skates was sitting on a bench on 42nd street in the middle of New York.
by JoKeR December 27, 2003
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Usually misunderstood as "what the fuck", real purpose of this word is to welcome guests in Finland, "Welcome to Finland"
David: Nice to meet you, and wtf.
John: What? I'm leaving.
by David Odd December 30, 2010
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Stood for What The Fuck but changed to White Trash Fuckers after

Donald J. Trump was elected to presidency.
At a Trump rally
Person 1: WTF
Person 2: IKR I was like what the fuck when I saw all these people too.
Person 1: No I mean everyone here is a white trash fucker.
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