jeep wrench

n. A large hammer. Used to get bolts in place, body panels in line, driveline components off, or just venting frustration. These come in many different varieties. Old wooden ones for cjs, solid metal ones for xjs, rubber coated ones for zjs

I need to get the track bar off....Hand me the jeep wrench please.

jeep wrench by CrawfishStu October 11, 2006

Wreckhead 

Someone who is either fucked up mentally through drugs or someone who actively gets fucked up on drugs, drink, cheap sex and/or wild, bad times.
Also an affectionate term for your booze or binge buddies.

"Why wont you date him?"
- "His wreckhead lifestyle would drag me under."

Wreckhead by Roxy Starr February 10, 2006

Wrench Tosser 

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

Wrench Tosser by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007

Monkey-Wrenched 

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

Monkey-Wrenched by Cynamon September 7, 2005

fart wrenching 

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

fart wrenching by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

$5 wrench attack 

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.

Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.

$5 wrench attack by thehuw November 9, 2022

Alabama Socket Wrench 

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.

Alabama Socket Wrench by HotPcktz October 16, 2017