World Of Warcraft
World Of Warcraft by IMAWINNER December 24, 2007
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Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
World of Warcraft by Normal Warcraft Player May 18, 2006
world of warcraft
The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include:
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household:
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
world of warcraft by OwenD January 13, 2008
World Of Warcraft
A computer game with over 9 million players world wide. It's just a fuckin game and anyone who calls WoW players nerds is a wanker.
Some people get addicted, some don't.
Some people get addicted, some don't.
World Of Warcraft by mr.twister January 7, 2009
world of warcraft
A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
world of warcraft by placebo February 1, 2005
World of Warcraft
A game developed by Blizzard entertainment. Contrary to popular belief, it is not that addictive. Unless you are very shy or you have LOTS of time to kill and spend most of it playing World of Warcraft. AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE FATNESS, ACNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT.
(If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them.
A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.
(If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them.
A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.
Fanboy: YEA ALL OF U WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAGS CAN NOW CURRENTLY STOP LIVING IN YA MOMS BASEMENT. GET A LIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN AND A LIFE NOW.
AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ.
WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF.
most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby.
Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU.
WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.
AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ.
WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF.
most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby.
Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU.
WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.
World of Warcraft by red525 December 1, 2010
World of Warcraft
An MMORPG developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The video game equivalent to heroine. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.
World of Warcraft by Napoleon the Clown July 6, 2006