Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

The story of a young man wacking the weasel. The rising action is the treck for happiness that is suggested by the "Wocka Wocka". The climax of the adventure is When the character reaches the "Doo Doo" and the reader can feel the characters excitement and joy! Finally comes the falling action which is represented by the "Yeah" it is here that the character and reader alike slow down and both take a breather. And that is the Tale of the Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

by Jason Jaggernock December 31, 2007

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

by charles.t March 17, 2023

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024