Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

caddy wompus

crazy, chaotic

This whole thing is caddy wompus!!

by Jenna April 16, 2003

Wolly Wompus

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

caddy wompus

A synonym for caddy corner!

That girl sat caddy wompus to me in class the other day.
The store is caddy wompus to my house.

by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005

golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008

Wumpus

The true hero and mascot of Discord. Sometimes trips over cables and causes parts of Discord to go offline.

"Wumpus tripped during his morning cereal run," @discordapp tweeted.

by discord is my city August 12, 2018

Wombush

1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.

Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!

by Bukambok October 3, 2008