Splittin' wizzies

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

by ahryc December 6, 2006

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 19, 2008

wizzi wig

an attachment which is placed over the vagina to act like a penis. It aids in the process of urination whilst standing, and therefore allows the user to multitask.

"oh man - I wish I could pee in this bottle"
"here - I'll lend you my wizzi wig Jen!"
"hey, thanks!"

by RWH compatable November 19, 2004

wag wizzy

also used for saying. 'wagwan' 'what you saying' 'what's up'

ayo. wag wizzy bruv

by helleleo September 30, 2020

Wizzy

Wizzy is the womanified version of jizzy.

It's wizzy because Karen likes to make a jizzy but wants it to be womanified so she changes it to wizzy. (:

by TiffyMarieee January 9, 2011

wizzy jizz

the first piss taken after having ejaculated. this will result in some of your ejaculation coming out first before the actual urine comes out

John took a wizzy jizz after he had ejaculated on his girlfriend's face

by T-Bar May 19, 2008

wizzy water

the drink that is made by mixing Methamphetamines in a water bottle; usually done to drink in public areas; see also "crank juice" or "the rockateer's momma's breast milk"

He got so dizzy after getting bizzy from drinking that wizzy water.

by santa clogs June 13, 2008