Window licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

by Bearmama May 3, 2016

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Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014

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Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.

Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"

by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009

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(n.) A mental disorder similar to insomnia. Wikomnia causes the victim to forgo the prudent option of sleep in lieu of endlessly browsing Wikipedia articles well into the night/morning. Patients who suffer from Wikomnia frequently show signs of always knowing a random factual tidbit of information to fit into every conversation regardless of the topic and waking up at dinner time without having completed any useful work the night before.

Jon's wikomnia kept him up all night reading wikipedia articles about why the banana is an endangered species of fruit.

by b_y October 26, 2010

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windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012