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winter widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL day. Time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"

snow widow
by Jbjcarol April 23, 2018
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single mother winter

Single Mother Winter being defined:
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk
by SingleMotherWinter July 1, 2021
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winter rat

A beat-up vehicle driven in winter so as not to damage another vehicle that is in better condition and/or costs more. Originates from the snowbelt, particularly Syracuse, New York.
When the Weather Channel predicted snow, John parked his new BMW in his garage and took his 1985 winter rat to the game instead.
by Kai B December 10, 2006
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winterbourne academy

A school full of retarded kids and retarded teachers who care more about shirts being tucked in than your education
Winterbourne Academy , a terrible school, is still some how better than downend
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Wilt

Just a controversial character from the 2000s Cartoon Network show Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (FHfIF). He is the show's a fan-favorite character for most people.
"I'm sorry, but..." - the catchphrase format that Wilt uses at start of questions
by Ryan900USAYT November 28, 2022
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winds of winter

Guy 1: I can't wait for the Winds of Winter to be released
Guy 2: I'd just forget about it, there's no way GRRM's going to finish it.
by dragon titties April 18, 2018
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Wintana

A beautiful and intelligent Eritrean goddess who is loved by all.
OMG I wish I could be Wintana.
by young east African girl October 12, 2013
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