West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

The Wild Turkey

A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.

I heard she likes the sausage.
Maybe we should give her the wild turkey.
Gobble Gobble

by Giant Panda Bear October 24, 2008

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

wild young turkeys

group of crazy country teenage girls looking for trouble

Watch yourself, here come some wild young turkeys.

by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011

WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia

The definition for the act of drinking 8 Wild Turkey mixed drinks and taking two lorazepams and blacking out while not losing conciousness. This may lead to the drinker/drug taker doing many things that only pictures will prove to him/her later that he actually did.

Todd was playing a fine round of golf until the eighth Wild Turkey which sent him into WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia. This resulted into a broken golf cart, a broken yard marker, a dislocated shoulder for William, pictures being taken of Todd's genitals, and James having sharting himself.

by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010