Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.

Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool

by _PBJAM May 20, 2021

wiggle butt

rescue code for pit bull mix

this black lab mix is such a wiggle butt!

by EasternKanye November 29, 2021

sparkling wiggle

A version of "fucking nigger"
From an internet video of a little girl being encouraged by her parents to say "sparkling wiggles" which she then pronuonces as "fucking niggers."
http://emuse. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/17813

Mother: Say "Get a job , you sparkling wiggle."

Baby Girl: Get a job you fucking nigger!

by fannyhamsteak December 24, 2008

Boxer Wiggle

When you or a friend/family member is sitting in only their boxers and they get an erection. Just before the penis becomes stiff, the penis may move slightly causing the boxers to wiggle a little before it becomes a full on tent.

I was sitting eating breakfast with my dad one summer morning. It was really hot so we sat in our boxers. I was thinking about how hot the chick was on TV when all of a sudden my dad murmered "Son, you had a little boxer wiggle.... maybe you should go put some pants on?"

My face grew red as I looked down to see my still growing penis streatching out my boxers while dad just sat and laughed, pointing at my boner. I ran to my room and changed to some briefs, which conceals erections a bit better.

by Tomfapingtom July 14, 2009

beef wiggle

a slut whos pussy lips wiggles when they walk. Very loose vagina

hey mark we got some beef wiggles in front of us
damn they a slutter than 5 dolla hos

by mr. spezefr December 30, 2011

Wuhan Wiggle

A healthier alternative to handshakes and other forms of greetings during times of sickness, involving the striking of the medial sides of the right feet of both participants followed by the successive striking of the lateral sides of the same feet.
Name refers to the source of the coronavirus pandemic, during which the term was conceived.

To stay safe during the coronavirus pandemic, Henry and Albert opted to greet each other with the Wuhan Wiggle.

by AGuoGuo March 11, 2020

Wiggle Town

A quaint little section of Plattsburgh, NY considered by locals to be it's own town. Wiggle Town is filled with many colorful folk, from the man that sells potatoes out of the back of his truck, to the man that sells honey out of the back of his truck. Wigglers are typically red necks, welfare recipients, drunks, drug addicts or dealers, or general scummy people. However, their are some unfortunate souls who simply can't afford to move anywhere else. Residents of wiggle town typically live one of the many trailer parks or small shacks Wiggle Town has to offer. All Wiggle Town dwellings are falling apart, and contain lawn decorations such as bath-tub Marys, cars and trucks in various states of disrepair, as well as the occasional school bus. Most yards also come complete with their own race car, or derby car loaded and ready for the local Airborne Speedway. A true Wiggler's Truck and collection of dirtbikes, four wheelers, snowmobiles, etc is worth far more than his dwelling. And if you are a true Wiggler then you know after wandering around drunk in your pajamas, the best thing to do is go meet your girlfriend-sister at the Wiggle Town Walmart (Yeah, it says that on their shirts!)/redemption center for an ice cream!

-Hey man, wanna come with me to Plattsburgh and get something to eat?
-OK, just take the interstate, i don't want to go through Wiggle Town again

by notmyrealnameyo April 2, 2011