Woomfy

An adjective pointing out a light and fluffy entity that takes too much space but not in a way that would make you angry.

A soft and comforting claustrophobic experience.

Charlie I really like your woomfy energy today.

Jimbo I can tell when you’re in the room when I feel the prescience of your woomfyness.

When I’m scared I like surround myself with woomfy pillows. Woomfalicious.

by Big Momma Jumbo February 23, 2019

Whoomp

When someone has a little head and no neck

Wow that guy is such a whoomp

by Swany31 September 18, 2017

whoomp.org

Another internet trickery but an opposite version of meatspin. It is a .gif of a woman showing her vagina and all of a sudden when you hear "Whoomp" a football pops out of her vagina. "Whoomp! There it is" by Tag Team played as a background music. Some might find it eye-burning and some will get an erection...

Guy 1- Yo, you gotta check out whoomp.org!
Guy 2- No man, I got scarred so bad 'cause of meatspin
Guy 1- Dude, whoomp.org is an opposite version of meatspin.
Guy 2- Really?! Let's check it out!
(after watching whoomp.org)

Guy 2- ...what ...the ...hell! Dude that was still nasty!
Guy 1- At least it wasn't gay.

by BlooOcean July 27, 2008

De ja whoomp

The overwhelming need to dance brought on by hearing the 'whoomp whoomp' sound in a drum n' bass song that you previously heard when you were on MDMA.

Similar to a de ja high, but more of a bodyfuck than a headfuck.

*Dancing around a living room alone to Sub Focus*

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh dude I just heard Special Place and it gave me such a de ja whoomp."

by CaptainHaddock July 25, 2009

whoofers

Whoofers refer to the trails of hair that grow from the base of the head along the back sides of the neck.

Heath K. attracted many a wench with his long lustrous whoofers

by madyson rizzle April 14, 2008

whoaomfgwhatatwist

an exclamation similar to astonishment, surprise, or being in the state of awe. originated from the terms of whoa, oh my fucking god, what, a, twist (with emphasis on twist at times depending on the level of whoaomfgwhatatwist)

Guy 1:.... So I hooked up with the girl , and of course I was too drunk to realize I was in the wrong club, and needless to say I found out the girl wasn't a girl. It was Chris Crocker.

Guy 2: whoaomfgwhatatwiiiiiist

Guy 1: That's exactly what I told him: whoaomfgwhatatwist, then I passed out.

Guy 2: damn bro.

by insert your name here please June 20, 2009

Whoompf

Whoompf is a mix of the word whomp and oof.
Whomp is derived from 1. James Charles' unfortunate video, "Whomp whomp whomp HAyEeAYEeayyeeay." And 2. From Womp Womp by Valee ft. Jeremih. It is used when a situation is awkward and/or you dont know what to say. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: Whomp
ALTHOUGH: to some it may mean yes. For example:
Emily: let me lick your toes
Me: whomp

Oof is a word used when one has messed up but you also dont know what to say, or there is no word or phrase that you can think of, for example:
Noely: I fell off my bike in front if many people.
Emily: Oof
WHOOMPF
Now this is a more difficult word. This is used when there is nothing at all to say. This is used when things are so messed up or you are at a loss for any word. If you cannot at all think of a word ever created or at all, you use the word WHOOMPF.

Ana: The Office and Friends are being taken off of Netflix! Can you believe this l, I know these are your favorite shows and many other peoples'. The best shows on Netflix!!!
Noely: Whoompf!!!

by Artdad July 13, 2019