When you come home at 8am from the previous nights' engagement only to find your boyfriend spread eagle with a finished half gallon of whiskey beside him. His flaccid penis, which he is still holding, and hamds both have dried semen on them. To top it all off there is of course a loop of interracial creampie porn on the computer screen.
"You whiskey dick! What if our daughter caught you like this!?" "I guess I am not getting any action before you have to go to work with that broken whiskey dick of yours"
by TheMaskedRevenger June 29, 2013
Get the Whiskey Dickmug. when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?
jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to
damn whiskey dick
jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to
damn whiskey dick
by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008
Get the Whiskey Dickmug. Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015
Get the Whiskey dickmug. The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.
Marine 1: " Hey Marine, did you see that sweet send off?"
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
by WarriorLINE167 October 16, 2011
Get the Whiskey Dickmug. That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...
Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
by The Only Matty D June 23, 2016
Get the Whiskey Dickmug. When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
by jacob ladders August 21, 2009
Get the Whiskey Dickmug. A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 8, 2011
Get the Whiskey Dickmug.