by syafinaz? October 11, 2023
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Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017
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which's • Which seat can I take? • he knows which side of his bread is buttered • Which One's Pink? • Every which way since Sunday • Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie" • in the light, which I see • I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. • I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all • Which one it’s gone be
This is a reference as to which sexuality a person is. It's a lowkey way of asking if a person is gay, straight, or any other sexuality in between.
John: Hey, you're really cute. Which way do you swing?
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.
by YouCantHandleThisPseudonym June 17, 2017
Get the which way do you swing mug.The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.
Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"
Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."
Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."
by Kre8ivity September 14, 2017
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Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?
Did you ask the kite for the lab data?
Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?
Did you ask the kite for the lab data?
by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021
Get the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which mug.A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
Get the Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. mug.Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.
Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.
Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.
Guy 1: Now we need a hoe
Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.
Guy 1: Now we need a hoe
by The creepy cafeteria woman September 18, 2012
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