The Wexler

While having sex, the man tries to give the woman a Fish Eye. She gets upset and decides to turn the tables. She gets a strap on and goes full anal on her man only to spit on him when he turns around crying out in pain.

My wife got really mad last night and gave me The Wexler!

by Dougee March 14, 2011

Weller

To bleat on and promote your Socialist point of view when you don't have any money, but the moment you become successful and wealthy to drop your ideals and sell out.

See Paul Weller now successful solo artist, once Social commetarist.

Not to be confused with 'Doing a Daltrey' and writing a song about hoping to die before you get old and not carrying that promise through.

Antonym of Billy Bragg

That John Prescott did a Weller the moment he joined Tony Blair's cabinet and ended up with Two Jags.

by JamFan June 24, 2009

WellerMan

When Your Taking a Piss and Accidently Spray Yourself In the Face With Your Own Piss

I Heard That John Gave Himself A WellerMan

by Tomoko Enjoyer March 17, 2023

soon may the wellerman come

to bring us sugar tea and rum, One day, when the tonguin' is done, We’ll take our leave and go.

Chorus: Soon may the wellerman come
Chorus: To bring us sugar tea and rum

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

paul weller

slang for a strong europeon lager called stella

a pint of paul weller please mi old

by psycho robo December 10, 2006

Wellerman

A sea shanty

Soon may the wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

by Count Hellsing February 3, 2021

Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI

Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him

by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017