Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

Molly Weasley

She is the mother of Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley and all the other weasley boys in the Harry Potter series.
Molly is married with Arthur Weasley and likes knitting "Weasley jumpers" for her family.

Molly Weasley: "Not my daugther, you bitch!"

by DefinitionMaker September 30, 2007

George Weasley

An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.

Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up

by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021

Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

by Ballysox May 4, 2006

George Weasley

The twin brother of Fred Weasley. Both are gingers and pranksters in the Harry Potter series. He lost his ear in the final book.

Poor George Weasley! He lost his ear.

by Annabelle Mary October 20, 2013

Weasley

They usally have red hair and hand-me-down robes.

Draco: Red hair, and hand-me-down robes. You must be a Weasley
Person Draco is talking to: Nope, Im a Little.

by Atransgendergirlnoonecaresabou April 22, 2017

Pulling a Weasley

Pulling a Weasley, refers to when one is having a terrible/boring day at school, and decides to leave, whilst creating a lot of havoc and mischeif. (Deprived from The 5th Harry Potter book, when two twins with the last name Weasley, get tired of having to listen to a terrible new teacher, and decide to leave, and in the process lighting A lot of fire works, and destroying a large chunk of the school).

"One more class like that, and Im going to be Pulling a Weasley"

by crazieaish. July 22, 2009