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Webassign

Hell on Internet Earth. This assignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over "oh no oh no oh no little red X please don't show up, please don't kill me!"
Joe: "What happened to Susan?"

Kate: *glancing down sadly* "she was taken away, Webassign got to her"

Joe: "Curse you webassign!"
by Charlotte12 October 20, 2010
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Websense

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap
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webassigny

Having characteristics of webassign. Synonyms include, but are not limited to; stupid, weird, annoying, evil, useless, lame.
Dude, this homework on webassign is so webassigny! I hate it!

Dude, I know. Our teacher is so webassigny too.
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Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010
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Alex Webster

Awesome bassist for two equally awesome Death Metal bands: Hate Eternal and Cannibal Corpse.
Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.
by wormaldson June 13, 2009
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Webosphere

All things Web 2.0/social media -- that is: Twitterville, bloggerville, Google apps, Google docs, Google reader, Google groups, online communities/discussion boards/forums, LinkedIn, Facebook,Brazen Careerist and all other social networking sites all lumped into one huge World Wide Webosphere.
Social Media Weekend was two days of keynote speakers and panel discussions featuring some of the city's finest in The Webosphere. Find other examples here: jannamarlies.blogspot.com.
by Just Janna November 19, 2009
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WebAssign

The most idiotic homework website ever made. The only things I have gained by using it are a deeper understanding of my inner psychopath and a blood lust for whoever is responsible for creating it.
I just wasted 6 hours of my life doing 5 WebAssign assignments. I now want to go drive my car off a cliff, unfortunately Indiana is too flat.
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