by Coleshot January 24, 2020

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!
by Mixels April 26, 2023
