waterfall bong

1. (n) The most effective device for smoking marijuana known to humans. The standard waterfall consists of a Gatorade bottle with a circular hole burnt at the cusp of its base, and a tin foil bowl built into the bottle's belonging cap, constructed to hold 0.1-0.2g of marijuana (1 "wat"). It is used by first holding the carb and then proceeding to fill the bottle with water. Once filled, the cap (filled) is to be twisted on and the smoker, after first igniting his lighter immediately above the bowl, is to release the carb and drain the entirety of the bottle into a designated water-collecting source. Following drainage, the smoker is to promptly re-cover the carb and proceed to untwist the cap. Immediately upon cap removal he is to cover the whole with his mouth, release the carb, and inhale the whole of the chamber. The breath is to be held long enough for the exhale to be barely to not visible. If used properly, it is the only known device that yields 100% of smoke for the user's consumption. Furthermore, it is the instrument with the optimum output high as it is simultaneously the instrument that requires the least input nug.

Standard consumption:
Wat - 1 wat
Half - 2 wats
3 Quarters - 3 wats
Full Game - 4 wats (you'll be on your bum-bum)

Now you know the method of the gods.

1. (n) - "And God said, 'Show them the way of the waterfall bong.' And I trembled and said to him, 'Lord, y-you mean to trust me with the sword of the heavens?'

2. (v) - My college philosophy professor asked me to prove to her that less really was more, so I ripped a wat in her stupid pregnant face.

by solofront March 10, 2011

Satan's Waterfall

Satan's waterfall is another word for having your period. This is referred to satans waterfall because satan means evil and hell (basically what a period is) (oh and because satan normally associates with the colour red like a period) and waterfall means the constant flow of blood.

"we all have satan's waterfall today" says Emily to her friends
"ik our periods hurt like hell" says emily's friend

by B E L L E October 20, 2020

Waterfaggot

Someone who is so gay that just regular faggot wouldn’t work to describe how fucking gay they are

Pmosh: You are a waterfaggot

Dylan: I know, *proceeds to bow down to all mighty PMOSH*

A word used to describe how gay someone it

by PMOSH April 15, 2021

Waterflask

A waterflask is a type of bottle designed only for water. When u have a waterflask with you, everybody should know you need that waterflask and its only a waterflask

Yo, ma man. Can i borrow your waterflask? No Jeff, this is my saftwaterflask.

by DeepResjon February 7, 2022

Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.

"Deuce is a Waterwalker"

by brian223ar October 7, 2008

washington waterfall

the washington waterfall is the erotic act involving three highly inspired individuals. two of the companions consume copius amounts of exlax and await the flood from ass. all participants strip naked. the two that consumed the exlax position themselves bent at 90 degree angles with their assholes kissing. the third party lays face up below the two, the two simultaneously realease the liquid terd stream. the two streams join forces and catapult downwards into the waiting open mouth of the thirsty (and may i say lucky) third party.

steve was having trouble getting off lately, so we had a party and performed the archaic act of the washington waterfall so he could reach climax.

by jigga juice January 15, 2008

waterflu

The feeling you get after eating crappy food at the Waterloo cafeteria (almost every day). Pukey feeling.

I ate some stir fry that tasted like disgusting pina colada...i got duh waterflu QQ

by j1n May 12, 2009