Upsidedown Chinese Waitress 

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

watervessell on twitter 

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!

"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"

watervessell on twitter by poggerspog November 2, 2020

Baby waitress 

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

Baby waitress by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010

pay the waitress 

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

pay the waitress by wr36 February 6, 2014

cocktail waitress 

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

cocktail waitress by sheeneez August 16, 2008

I'm Not Really A Waitress 

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

I'm Not Really A Waitress by winona September 6, 2005

wasteperson 

Loser, useless person.

See that person who was chatting crap? Yer they're a WASTEPERSON

wasteperson by L.Trakz August 2, 2005