Random
asf person: "I was
drunk last ight"
You: *Looks up from phone* (OML RARE MOMENT OF SOMEONE NOT ON THEIR PHONE) "Yes... and?"
Random
asf person: "I fucked someone"
You: "Man I don't even know you. I was just existing when you came over to me-"
Random asf person: "WAIT IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DIFFERENT PERSON!"