Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Susquehanna walrus

When a woman puts tissue paper in her nose and eats a man's asshole. The tissue paper is used to block the odor

Dianne performed the Susquehanna walrus on Louie for half of a cheese pizza

by Damius Muse July 21, 2021

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.

1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...

by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009

I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.

Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."

by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006

Cheeseburger walrus

A man with a large gut due too his frequant binges on Cheeseburgers. often eating in excess of 15 cheeseBurgers.
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys

"I called Randy a Cheeseburger Walrus" - Cory
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"

by Tarukane December 31, 2008

I am the walrus

1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.

2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.

NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.

person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus

by wyrme March 2, 2014

Walrussing

The act of drinking two beverages at the same time, representing the tusks of a walrus. Two beer bottles achieve the most desired effect. © Walrussing 2011

Bro1- Yo, it's 2-fer's tonight!

Bro2- Bro, perfecttt walrussing conditions!

by Voodoo87 November 30, 2011