Wario 

The best guy in the world, he works out unlike Mario and is very cool unlike Mario, and he has a fat ass.

Holy shit its Wario!!!!!!!

Wario by The Real Wario December 28, 2023

wario 

someone who is unexplainably greedy

(not to be confused with or connected to the nintendo character in any way)

Dude! That's my pizza! Stop being such a wario!

wario by nardawg101 December 30, 2023

Wario Ware 

A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.

Crazy Fool - Man Wario Ware Sucks.

Wario - *Farts on Crazy Fool*

Me - I'ma gonna win!

Wario Ware by The Jamus May 24, 2004

Wario Steam 

Ripping the mightiest of Ass

MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!

Wario Steam by CrackSmokerSixtyNine April 10, 2022

Wario pill 

Take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is. (Ingest 303.8mg of MDMA)

Me: Will you take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is or will you take the Mario pill instead?
Random guy: The Wario pill.

Wario pill by Realistic500 February 24, 2021

Wario Time 

The most wonderful time.

IT'S WARIO TIME!

Wario Time by Dann Woolf July 11, 2009

Wario Butfrick 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA waAAAAAAAAAAAAA wwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cums*

I heard a Wario Butfrick yesterday at aunt beckeys house.

Wario Butfrick by Wario but wetter January 11, 2022