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waffling

While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.
Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!
by T.O.W.M. February 22, 2008
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waffling

putting anything and everything into a waffle maker and making it a waffle
"if i had a waffle maker i would be waffling everything"
by mikkkkles August 7, 2017
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Subliminal waffling

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
by Grambo52 October 29, 2011
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twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair
by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011
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waffling

1. Writing evasively or using ambiguous language in order to avoid coming to any definite conclusion.

2. When one speaks or writes in great length but does not say anything particularly important or useful.
George W. Bush has been known to be an avid waffler.
by Colin Jenkins August 19, 2004
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waffling

Switching from one side of an argument to the other repeatedly.

Poor politicians often do this.

Also known as to flip-flop.
Yo man, this guy keeps waffling on his stand towards senior citizen's health care policy.
by cisley August 25, 2004
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drive by waffling

The act of throwing a frozen waffle at somebody from your car while driving real slow. Upon impact, laugh and speed away.
dude A) Dude! Imma throw a waffle at that lady!

dude B) Go for it! Drive by waffling!!!
by El Wey November 9, 2008
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