Meatus Wangus
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wangus be dangus by anonymous December 17, 2004
Wangxiety
wang-zahy-i-tee
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
Also, wanxiety.
1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.
Synonym: wangst
1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."
2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.
Wangizmo
"He took out his wangizmo and gave her an inside job to remember."
"My boyfriend's wangizmo is colossal! There's barely enough room for it in my mouth, let alone my pussy!"
"My boyfriend's wangizmo is colossal! There's barely enough room for it in my mouth, let alone my pussy!"
wanquility
The period of peace and calm immediately following masturbation, just before the self-loathing and guilt set in.
wanquility by Xellent January 30, 2004
wanglicker
wanglicker by mitch May 13, 2005
Wanguary
Similar to Movember except Men walk around with both Wang and Balls hanging out of an open zipper for the entire month of January. Obviously for Cancer Awareness.
Cam - Why's that guy got his junk hanging out at my New Year's party?
George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.
George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.
Wanguary by peruvianyak December 31, 2011