Waluigi

A long, tall, handsome guy with black overalls, a purple shirt, and a yellow upside-down L in a white circle on his purple hat. He has a pinkish nose and pointy ears. He also has blue lines under both of his eyes. He has a long, thin, black mustache, and brown hair. Brother to Wario and childhood friend of Luigi. However, Luigi picked on him, so he became evil, pretty much like the Mario/Wario story. He appears in most multiplayer games starting from Mario Tennis 64, but also appears in Game & Watch Gallery 4. He likes Bob-Ombs and Piranha Plants, and has his own island. He and Wario are constantly trying different ways to get rich.

That guy in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! with the "Weheheh" laugh.

by Drake December 24, 2003

waluigi haters

Someone who doesn't like the all mighty Waluigi. They usually don't have too many reasons why they hate him. But they sometimes have 1 or 2 good reasons why, which is usually countered by someone who does like Waluigi

Waluigi haters are wrong

by ♤Daky♤ October 24, 2018

Waluigi sexting

It is a form of sexting where the prefered moaning sound is Waluigi's "WAH" instead of something like "YEAH" .

Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .

Waluigi sexting in action

Her : "WAH, WAH BABY, HARDER!"

*at climax* : "WAH, WAH, WAH WALUIGI! "

by Suyd October 9, 2019

Walgging

When you go for a walk along the road, only jogging when a car drives by and walking the rest of the time. A combination of walking and jogging.

I just went walgging and boy are my thighs burning!

by MixMastaJennifa February 3, 2009

Waluigi blowtorch

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again

Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!

by YeetWaluigiYeet June 23, 2019

Waluigism

A religion praising the grand Waluigi. The followers of Waluigism are called Waluigists and are subscribers of r/waluigism

Hey, are you a follower Waluigism?

Yeah! I'm even subscribed to r/Waluigism

by Lucky_Man13 September 21, 2018

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019