wallows

a band with amazing songs. they are most known for their song "are you bored yet?" featuring clairo. they have 3 albums, which one only has 2 songs on it, and 2 eps- along with some great singles. their newest album is called "tell me that its over" and its pretty good. anyway, the members are dylan minnette, who is pretty well known for playing the role of clay jensen in 13 reasons why, and then there's braeden lemasters, who's also an actor. and then Cole, the coolest drummer. their songs have a good sound to them and the lyrics are always slaying. if you ever decide to listen to them, you wouldn't regret it. their name comes from a skate park in hawaii.

did you hear wallows new album yet?
yeah dude, braeden and dylan are such good singers, and cole is an amazing drummer- like always.

by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

blair waldorf

The main character in the gossip girl books and series, played by actress Leighton Meester

"Did you watch GG last night"
"Yeah Blair Waldorf is sucha bitch but I love her"

by BNJames June 13, 2008

walloper

A Scots word meaning a penis, usually large and floppy, often used as an insult

I have a huge walloper

I don't like him, he's a walloper

by big hairy walloper August 3, 2006

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Wallo up

A tactic of waiting until 5:00 PM and walloing up to the table and eating every ounce of left overs in the fridge while watching your programs.

“Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, time to Wallo Up!!”

by Commercestpirate June 26, 2019

wank wallow

That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.

had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim

by seanysean23 January 30, 2015