wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

wake and shake by whitebolo April 16, 2005

Wake Up Sex 

The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.

John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"

Wake Up Sex by fnky January 25, 2006

wake up selfie 

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.

Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."

wake up selfie by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017

Waxed anti-semitic 

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

Waxed anti-semitic by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017

Wake-Up Sex 

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

Wake-Up Sex by ubersquirl August 18, 2012

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

wake and shake by eggz09 March 4, 2012

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.

Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

Wake and Shake by NomNomNomSpeed June 26, 2009