A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 6, 2007

Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC)

Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.

"The Mexicans got their Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC). They were running around here thinking they were white folks."- Paul Mooney

by WeedsFan November 23, 2016

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3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015

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axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

by Poop McFly October 3, 2007

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full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 3, 2023

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