Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.

Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.

by Manute Nol January 20, 2010

waggle slather

The art of spreading ones butt cheeks apart and putting peanut butter between them, and proceeding to have a dog lick the peanut butter out.

Where's Jason?

Oh he's in the back office having a waggle slather with the bosses dog.

by Jigglypuffmik October 15, 2015

fuckable waggle

When you fuck a waffle for 2 to 3 weeks and eat it for pleasure.

Bill Cosby did a fuckable waggle twice and enjoyed how it felt on him.

by That1BandGirl June 13, 2016

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle(DWSW) is a form of currency brought about by a need to have a common form of currency that holds it value relative to every other currency out there.

Since the Dollar itself has been used as a relative value, it has fallen in value. Did you know that there are now a few (maybe two) currencies that are better valued than the Dollar, now? Well, How do you say $1=3.25 of whatever the currency is without getting depressed about it? You use the DWSW as a basis instead. It's much easier to say 1DWSW=$0.50 without getting depressed,yes?

George exchanged 1 DWSW(Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle) for $0.50 in America, where the exchange rate is better than in other countries...

by Reaverblade June 11, 2009

waggle dance

its a dance that honey bees use to tell other honey bees to come over

the bees did a waggle dance to signify he other bees to come over

by dreamnotfound4life<3 September 28, 2021

crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013

waggle fraggle

a word often used to break awkward silences

Friend: Hey
You: Hey whats up?
Friend: Not much how about you?
You: Same
Friend: Soo..
You: Idk
Friend: Me either
You: WAGGLE FRAGGLE
Friend: Alright then

by Jeremy Fatlard February 05, 2010