Wafer

Wafer is a descriptor/action term that is used many different ways and short for “vanilla wafer” a term that can be used to describe somebody with very pale complexion or performing stereotypical actions of someone who is considered “white”.

“Yo, don’t be such a wafer and learn how to dance.”

by White_like_the_color_ April 12, 2022

Wafer * :) *

When you go a-wafer a while.

Friend #1: Imma go a wafer * :) *a while.

Friend #2: I hate you.

by Acacia234 August 2, 2018

wafer biscuit

The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!

Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?

Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.

Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.

by WaferBiscuitCoiner July 26, 2015

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011

wafer biter

(Noun)1. A derogatory term for a person who practices Protestentism,a Protestant. The term alludes to the fact that Protestants do not believe in Transubstansiation, a power that they lost after the break with Rome in the Protestant Reformation. Hence, instead of consuming Christ's Body, they in fact consume breadlike "wafers".

1. Fisher is a dirty wafer biter.
2. "Burn him at the stake, he is in fact a wafer biter!"
3. "If you faggots want to get married, go to that wafer-biting First Methodist church down the road!"

by O'Doyle April 9, 2005

wafer boy

the guy that only goes for the real thin chickz

that gals hot but ima wafer boy

by kahchingy February 1, 2008

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009