Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

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Vodka Aunt

Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. They are usually the one to let obscenities fall in the presence of children rationalizing "this is the real world and they're gonna hear them anyway" while taking a sip from their drink and telling the embarrassing stories of other relatives. Instead of practical gifts, the Vodka Aunt will go out of her way to get something insanely fun (possibly mildly inappropriate). The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people's children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects. The Vodka Aunt can also apply to non-blood related family members as well, such as close family friends. Often seen hanging out with the Weed Cousin.

"Who's that drunk lady that keeps telling your 3yr old there isn't enough vodka in her vodka?" "Oh thats Jane, the Vodka Aunt. She's the one who got banned from the zoo for flipping off the monkeys."

by platypiandi February 2, 2016

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vocal minority

The small group of individuals that frequently and strongly voice their opinions, constrasting with the silent majority that makes up most of the population base, but rarely give their opinions.

Mostly used to refer to forums of a particular service or product, such as a video game.

Vocal Forum Poster : Oh my God, I totally hate all the changes that have been made to this game! You all suck!

Game Developer : Noted. But we're not going to undo the changes, because only the people that don't like them would take the time to come complain, the vocal minority of players. Most people are happy with the changes, and wouldn't stop playing the game to come post on these forums.

by Vechs December 28, 2008

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