Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

Pre-vintage

Something that is no longer in style but is not yet cool enough to be vintage

That ed hardy shirt is so pre-vintage.

by R2014 October 22, 2014

vintage

1. Too old to be considered modern, but not old enough to be considered antique. Often used to describe items for sale online such as ebay auctions or craigslist posts though may also be found in printed listings such as classified ads. Can also be a euphemism for "heavily used" items.

2. Retro, recently out of style with potential to make a comeback

In these days of high definition video, VHS is often characterized as vintage and will one day be antique.

by stevemba August 16, 2009

vintage fanny

the vagina of the maturer woman anywhere in her 40's upwards

caucasian:" Reece's mum sure is hot!"
nubien:" yeh, she definetly is some hot vintage fanny!"

by hock nose March 13, 2010

Vintage

(Adj.) An excuse to jack up the prices of old crap by 500%.

Sierra: (holding plain baby blue dress that has a collar) I just got this new vintage dress from Urban Outfitters!

Sensible person: How much??

Sierra: Only $120!

Sensible person: *face palm*

by Sensible Person1 August 17, 2010

Fuck a vinh

To tell all them vietnamese sons of bitches to get the fuck on.

Vietnamese guy: Hi, how are you?
American nigga: Fuck a vinh, you communist bitch.

by H-Town gangsta January 5, 2010

Vintage Sky

Really hot chick band with an especially cute bassist!

I saw a really awesome band tonight, they were obviously Vintage Sky.

by Jolie January 11, 2004