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Victory Jerk

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation
Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk
by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010
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Victory Dump

Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.
Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit
by vadgetastic August 6, 2009
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Kanto Victory Road

1)The large strip of land between Viridian City and the Indigo Plateau.
2)The place you need to go through to battle the Elite Four.
Kanto Victory Road: Where boys and Pikachus enter and fully bearded men and Raichus emerge.
by Fruit toast January 1, 2012
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human victory cigar

Darko Milicic. i guess the term can be applied to anyone who sucks and goes into a game when your team is up by so much that there isnt any way you can lose.
by stu f. May 3, 2004
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flawless victory

by drunken duck September 11, 2004
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VictoryCore

the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.
hey man, did you hear that new song on the radio?

dude, that's so VictoryCore.
by DaveZeroZero June 4, 2007
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Brexic victory

Brexic victory (n, usually singular):

1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.

2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.

3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.

4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.

Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.
The Embargo Act of 1807, as a response to the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, both failed to damage British exports - they found new markets in South America - and damaged both the US economy and public confidence in the fairness of the US government. It was a short-term diplomatic failure, and a long-term economic disaster for the USA; the bill's passing is an early example of a Brexic victory.
by Gary McGary June 23, 2017
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