Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018

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Ocean Vertigo

The feeling one experiences when one looks into the distance whilst aboard a floating sea vessel and finds that there is no land in sight.

Bob: Aw man, I'm stayin' belowdecks until we reach shore, there's so much water out there!

Dylan: Looks like you've come down with a case of ocean vertigo.

by Tersus July 27, 2011

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Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

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n ; The psychological state of being consumed by hundreds of thousands of omnidirectional forces acting upon a single person. Those who are brought into "slip-space vertigo" often describe the evolution of out of body experiences, feelings of weightlessness, and existential confusion.

Modern and popular methods of achieving "slip-space vertigo" are:

1: Listening to Dubstep
2: Entering slip-space/hyperspace
3: Embracing a conifer

Dude, last night was EPIC! After the toast roast, your wiccan friend Dave let loose on Jon and threw him into slip-space vertigo.

Yeah? That's sick

I know, I got my ouija game back too.

by Sentiflect August 17, 2011

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Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

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