Hop on VERTIGO

Typically used by DAII (Dojo Awful Industries Incorporated) members to signify anal sex, the VERTIGO part referencing DAII's game called VERTIGO

hey kid, you wanna hop on VERTIGO?

by are you guys going trick or tr August 1, 2021

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster

“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo”

by adv7 December 14, 2019

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011

Dick vertigo

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

by ladeebug June 23, 2007

Slip-space vertigo

n ; The psychological state of being consumed by hundreds of thousands of omnidirectional forces acting upon a single person. Those who are brought into "slip-space vertigo" often describe the evolution of out of body experiences, feelings of weightlessness, and existential confusion.

Modern and popular methods of achieving "slip-space vertigo" are:

1: Listening to Dubstep
2: Entering slip-space/hyperspace
3: Embracing a conifer

Dude, last night was EPIC! After the toast roast, your wiccan friend Dave let loose on Jon and threw him into slip-space vertigo.

Yeah? That's sick

I know, I got my ouija game back too.

by Sentiflect August 17, 2011