A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.
Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
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An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.
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The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
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Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.
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Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw, the famous comedian, Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!
Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!
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