Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system

The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning

by BananaButt September 11, 2014

plaza velocity

This guy is different

That guy is such a Plaza Velocity

by Iqidjwjqkksjenejdnfnd May 27, 2021

Bic Velocity

A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.

Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."

by emkay1 November 6, 2021

low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.

"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003

Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.

"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."

by London Poison April 14, 2010