VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

Vishing

A method of phishing using a voicemail system in an effort to illegally obtain personal information about the recipient.

Just checked my voicemail and I got my first vishing message, yeah like I'm gonna call you back with my credit card number... I'll get right on that.

by Joustingdude May 19, 2009

vanishing a white russian

AKA The white Russian

Jerking off into the crack of a Russian girls ass and then making her Friend snort up the cum as if she was doing a line of coke.

Ted: omfg last night i was with ur mom and ur sister and we Vanished a white russian, thats right i finally got to fulfil my fetish of Vanishing a white russian

Jeff Punches Teds lights out and walks away

by Retartd May 11, 2008

Vanishinghandler

When a males sexual parts vanish and merge into his pants/shorts and make them vanish. (Because it's so small.)

"When it isn't erect, you might think it's a Vanishinghandler!"

by lKing May 12, 2014

Vaushing

The dishonest tactic of focusing on anything but the good faith arguments, often while calling others bad faith. See "MICHAEL KNOWLES Asks DAVID PAKMAN A Simple Question And Things Get Really WEIRD." 1:27:00

David Packman was vaushing when he called Michael Knowles bad faith while being bad faith himself.

by jacen333 June 15, 2023

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Valishious

Outrageous; as in contempt of court.

"I was valishiously attack with a pervious look while attempting to vociferate."

In response: "That's unacceptable! That's outrageous! That's valishious!"

by FTOV May 31, 2011