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valentine's day

Single's awareness day
"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
by This Cat February 13, 2004
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Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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Valentine's Day

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
Happy fucking Valentine's Day
by katie was here August 23, 2007
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valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.
by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004
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Valentines day

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007
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valentine's day

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.
Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!
by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007
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