valsalva

The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

After I gave Tammy the valsalva, we were bound to get married!

by Wabbit January 30, 2005

valst

A giant thing that looks like a thing with several things on it.

That is a huge valst with things.

by Mattew Paul Bearhinds May 22, 2018

Valsiey

Adjective
Meaning: something that is extraordinary hard to define and make of

Example: This cube has many Valsiey dimensions within itself.

by DivineParis June 21, 2023

valsalva

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

valshot

The secret word where if you say it flashing lights come, people scream, and weird noises come in

i cant fit an exmaple of the word valshot within the requirements of an example

by Mr wigglesdssssishishish August 18, 2006

Valsalice

The coolest school in the world. Founded by St. Don Bosco, managed by Salesians, not frequented by peasant. If you want to study in this school you need to belong to an elite social status in Turin or around the world. Watch out only to Piero (you'll recognise him believe me).

Man that guy goes to Valsalice, he gotta have cash.
He ain't gonna go out with us, he's from Valsalice,

by urbandefinitionist June 20, 2017

valsify

Subduing someone, including animals, by inspiring fondness, affection, love, tenderness; related to the Sanskrit word vAtsalya n. affection or tenderness, fondness or love

1. Baby Mowgli could completely valsify the wolves

2. The cute baby girl could totally valsify the angry man was

by AnglicManan June 24, 2017