vagueshaming

When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".

The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.

by Hailboogie November 5, 2014

vageyser

The ultimate squirting orgasm a woman can ever hope to achieve. Her vagina will euphorically explode like a geyser.

Also the name of Arizona's hottest DJ, DJ Vageyser.

I gave that bitch a Vageyser and now she won't leave me alone... Bitches love Vageysers.

by Vageyser November 26, 2014

Vaguebooking

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"

by bambimasticator February 5, 2010

Vaguebooking

Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.

The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.

I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.

Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.

by The One they call Otter August 29, 2013

vague post

A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..

friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"

by xwhite July 9, 2014

That's just vague enough to work

A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.

Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

Vague tweet

Similar to the subtweet, speaking your mind on twitter without actually referencing what you are talking about directly. It is extremely passive aggressive and more often than not everyone will know exactly who or what you are talking about.

If Alice vague tweets one more time about how much she hates me, I'll give her a piece of my mind!

by onyxfiber January 2, 2012