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Cosmetic Vaginery

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.
Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.
by wonderplumb April 25, 2011
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Vaginer

When you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and it looks like you have a vagina.
Mike tucked his cock and balls between his legs and showed everybody his vaginer.
by Rocke December 28, 2005
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Vagiberating

What women do when they can't seem to make up their mind, for an annoyingly long period of time.
Mike: Jesus Sarah quit your vagiberating and let's go already!
by thead June 15, 2010
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vaginerenis

A vagina turned inside out, so it sticks out like a penis.
Damn, that girl is so desperate, she gave herself a vaginerenis!
by WhaleTuba July 23, 2018
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Vagineral

Im about to go find me a Vagineral
by Dizzï October 11, 2019
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vagiterrorism

Any person or persons, involved in terrorist act that implement harm or fear though the use of a vagina and/or vagina's.
(Bob) "Damn. That girl John fucked last weekend was nasty."
(Dianne) "Yeah she was. I heard she has crabs and herpes and screwed 6 people from her office already and two of them are married.

(Bob) "Wow she's getting her vagiterrorism on.
by t.e.c.1 August 20, 2009
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vagiseal

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008
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