urdic fail

After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.

Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?

Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

Urbdiction

A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.

The stages of urbdiction in order are:

1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!

Some signs of urbdiction are:

1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.

Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.

3 years later

Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!

2 years later:

Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!

by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020

Undictoxicated

-To relieve a person from distress, the feeling of pain, past rejections, dissatisfaction, and sexual buildup.

- Simply need a break from sex or sex a addiction, excessive sleeping around, constant dissatisfaction or disappointment related to the sexual act.

-The way shawty was staring at me across the room seemed like she needed to be undictoxicated.

-Woman says to her friend " You need an undictoxication"

by Pure Drip King November 29, 2021

urbdict induct

newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval

When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 17, 2013

Urbdicting

making up a word, and then using urban dictionary to try and get it to catch on.

my friends an idiot, he spent all of his day off urbdicting his stupid catchphrases

by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009

UrbDict Loop

When you go to Urban Dictionary to see what's up and end up on the site for 10 hours trying to find neat words.

Friend - "Dude where were you, we were about to send the search party out for you?"

You - "Sorry, I went to look up hypehnated and ended up in an UrbDict Loop."

by Jonasito January 24, 2010

urbictionary addict

A person who is addicted to making new entries on urban dictionary

Fred: "I've made 1001 entries on Urban Dictionary and have 12 more waiting to be added."

Sarah: "You must have lots of spare time, I think you may be a urbictionary addict."

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010