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upside down peacock tango

only the greatest sex position yet to be created in your head...
hey let's go upside down peacock tango
what's that?
guess it'll be a surprise for both of us...
by nympho123 June 17, 2010
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upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
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Upside-Down Spiderman Tango

When you're with a girl and you put her in a paracord spiderweb on the ceiling and Bang her from below while wearing a Spiderman costume
"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"
by Gilderoth, Wizard of the West September 8, 2014
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Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.
by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009
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Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.
"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"
by tboner1939 May 8, 2010
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upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
by adimula October 9, 2018
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Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time

1. A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
2. Doing a headstand and pooping at the same time (with or without an audience).
Man, Sheila likes a good Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time.
by 1234dumbpseudonym December 21, 2018
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