Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.

That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.

by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005

upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

one-upped

What has happened to a person when they have been outdone by another

Person A: "I just got a 93% on my history test!"
Person B: "I got a 98%."
Person A: "Ok, you one-upped me there."

by Prox March 19, 2005

Sticky-uppy-bits

Popular phrase used by fan-favourite F1 journalist Sam Collins in F1 Tech Talk when describing vortex-generating

aerodynamic parts, especially on the floor of the car that, well, look stick and uppy.

On the new Barcelona-spec update we can see those sticky-uppy-bits directing the airflow around the rear tyres.

by James Vowles May 21, 2021

upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving

i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker

by Nick June 18, 2006

uppernut

when a fistlike force is driven into someones ballsack at an acute upward angle

i just delivered a debilitating uppernut to my second adopted child because he didn't drink all the fullies from last nights party, like he said he would

by cock daniels October 2, 2011