Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 3, 2023

Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back

Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….

by Bondee August 28, 2025