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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?
Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Unless

To discibe a desirable scenario then follow up with *just kidding*and *unless..?*
I sort of want to go on a cute coffee date and afterwards wander the town holding hands.. AHAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING!!!! unless..? 💗👄💗 👉👈 👀
by William A. Pace September 15, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>
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