Unintentional Xeriscaping

A nice way of saying someone’s yard looks like trash.

I don’t want to park over there; it seems those people did a lot of unintentional xeriscaping.

by Epicboy330 August 2, 2022

unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.

Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”

by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023

Unintentional Rhyme

When you're talking to a single person, or a group of people (even worse) and you accidentally say two words (at random points during the sentence) that rhyme. Essentially, it causes you to involuntarily look like a stupid asshole that likes to rhyme stuff all the time because it's "funny" and "witty".

Actually O.K. guy: "Hey girl, you want to go spend this sunny day by the bay?
Hot (probably stupid) girl: "What? You're so dumb lulz"
A.O.K. Guy: *dammit unintentional rhymes!*

by wb777 July 23, 2011

Unintentional High-fives

An exciting and interesting game you can play at your work place or during school. Basically, you give High-Fives to people when they don't expect it. Every time you do, you get a point. This is a fun game to play with people who like to talk with their hands.

Joe: "OMG I'm so excited for the party on Saturday!" *Dramatic hand gesture*
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"

by gudghuge420 November 18, 2010

Unintentional Babysitter

An American who stands in line at an amusement park and has their personal space invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. The children usually do not speak English and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.

Guy: "Dude, why is that kid's face all up in your ass?"
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."

by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010

Unintentional Photobomb

When you accidentally manage to get in someone else's photo. (And it ends up biting you in the ass later. i.e. Getting caught cheating on your partner or otherwise lying to them about where you were and/or who you were with.

Me: "I was looking at cool event photos from a few years ago, and saw my husbands lying ass drinking with a buddy and two chicks. He said his ass was going for a ride on his motorcycle that day!!"

Friend: "Unintentional photobomb... Does it every time."

by Sporadiclove February 28, 2015

Unintentional pleasurement

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.

Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !

by aairving April 7, 2015